The story is, my mother was a virgin. She was dating my dad at the time and was visited by an angel while she slept apparently. My father was out of town, on business at the time.
It was a scandal at the time, they had nowhere to go.
To make a long story short, I apparently got some great gifts from some pretty cool dudes when I was born in a garage in Newark.
I went away for like 30 years or so researching my ancestry and come to find out, well, I'm the son of god. Actually, I found the ancient Egyptian book of the dead and incorporated it into the new testament and created a whole knew thing.