Why is it that when your wife/girlfriend/mistress gets pregnant that every woman she tells rubs her belly and says "good job" or "way to go" but not a single one of them will rub your balls and congratulate you?

They know guys rub their own balls all the time...

^ Not Jimmy.

He lost 'em in the war of '78.

Well..

I'd rather rub my balls than some pregnant chicks gut...

just sayin...

wheel,

this is becuse you are just the sperm donar.

Sorry Wheel have to disagree. Pregnant chicks are hot.