RE #3
That was a great story too! What is it that MACS always says? "You know, the word gullible isn't in the American language dictionary? Don't believe me? Go see for yourself."
True story: I've only seen one episode of any of the various "CSI" shows. Want to take a guess which one it was? Yup, it was the one where they found a dead guy wearing scuba gear in a burned tree after a forest fire. I couldn't stop laughing at all the technical inaccuracies regarding the gear.