Our youngest of three, is quite possibly the most destructive force known to man! I truly believe it is her mission to see if she can tare our house to the ground!

....but she's so cute tough.....LOL!

"but she’s so cute tough"

This is the only reason I haven't killed my Son. He is nine now and is worse than ever but I let him live so that I can laugh at him when it is his turn to change my diapers!

LOL!

I have told my 4 yr....

"Look, kid, you touch my cigars, and I'll kill ya."

Haaaa....Great stuff. I always tell mine if they werent so cute when they did that stuff i would beat them silly!! They just smerk at me and say "I love U Daddy". Funny how that works.

They are incredible!

My wifes favorite line is "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" Doesn't work with the adopted 3 y/o though, we've wondered about trading him in sometimes, like the magnet across the tv screen, yeah that was a good one, or when he tried flushing the cat, lucky for him its declawed.

If you put on a mask and scare him while he sleeps might help. Scare and walk away. when he is doing something the next time,U tell him"Do you want the mask man to come back for U? than behave". It might just work for you.

Mine's 20 in Rio for fall quarter at their University. Coming back in December. Not sure if it gets better, it just goes to a different kind of worry and concern.

Luckily I don't have that problem. When something breaks in this house 'Nobody' did it.

When I find this Nobody kid, they owe me like $5,000 I swear!

Haaaaaa!!

#10

I bet that 'nobody' kid hangs with the 'I don't know' s.o.b my kids know!

Haaaa!!!

12: No doubt. I love when they try to get away with ****. I'm so freakin' jaded I know what's going on, and they can't, to save their life, figure out how the hell I know what's going on all the damn time. I swear, these kids are going to come up with stuff no one has ever thought of, and that scares the hell out of me.

re 7: Tell the adopted one, "We still have the receipts and we WILL exchange you if necessary!"

ScottHar

[kidding, of course; ds_patriot knows I think adoption is among the finest things a person can do in this world!]

I was adopted.

They must be hanging out with the What and Huh invisible kids in my neighborhood.

Where's the remote for the TV? What?

Did you clean your rooms? Huh? In chorus, no less by all 3 kids.

Don't even get me started on remotes! Why do they like them sooo much? And why do they think they need to take the batteries out of them every time they touch the thing! Ohh man I could go on all night! LOL!!

re 15: And I *still* think it's a fine idea! 🙂

The batteries are for all the noisy assorted toys the 'friends' and relatives buy for them. They no longer work because they bashed the f**k out of them, and they think just put new batteries in it and it will work!

Well NO! It doesn't work because you brought the damn thing in the bathtub and threw it off the deck 2 dozen times you idiot! Of course the batteries never make their way back to the remotes, or are ever found again!

Today she has decided that her new pastime will be putting as much TP as possible down the toilet. She has it calculated to the point right before the bowl explodes!