...Our story begins with the birth of FuzzNJ on the East Coast of the United States, some 4 decades ago.
While Fuzz was mostly happy about having been born in the first place (he did know that it was better than the alternative), he felt almost cheated by the fact that he was not born someplace else--someplace with a different economic system, a different political system, a country with fewer conservatives perhaps...
At night sometimes, he would find himself laying in bed, eyes wide open and completely awake, staring at the ceiling and mouthing the words,
"Why? Why was I not born someplace else? Someplace better..."