Flipped on some Euro Porn today and it reminded me of Mr. Bean. I turned it off and got my Mr. Bean box set and enjoyed it more than the Euro Porn.

Alright, take it from there...

The honeymoon sex spoiled it

^ Nothing can spoil Mr. Bean.

Only the Black Adder

German porn is crappy.

Can't say I'd expect German porn to be hot. The Euro porn was just 2 very skinny young people moving awkwardly against each other in a way that left them both confused. It was like watching a really epic thumb wrestling battle.

#5 Yes. It's not Bulgarian porn, but it's just a level above. I like the tall blondes, but the language sounds brutal.

^Ummmm yeah......the dialogue is brutal.....these women can't even "moan" without sounding like they're choking on hollow eggs.

But my post was sort of a joke.....you know...."crappy".

Sorry about that.

I had a brown out.

^6

Obviously Sylvia St. was not in it. That's where you went wrong with anything Euro.

The problem with Euro porn is the subtitles..

wheel,

^ your mouth gets tired from reading? ^

I prefer Irish and Chineese porn. Makes me feel better about my size.