#6 LMAO...thanks. OCD is, by definition, irrational. That's where the D in the term comes from...Disorder.
For whatever reason, I've just never related to kids. Not even when I was a kid. Other kids would be watching cartoons, I'd watch Perry Mason and cooking shows (although I did play a number of sports growing up, enjoyed most of them, and was actually decent at a couple of them).
Pretty sure I'm not a ****, however. Mrs. Pacman says I'm not, we're in the house together right now, and whatever she says is always right inside the house, so...ergo, I cannot be a ****.