Our two best players.

I created Diet Pepsi

I hear Jon Gosselin, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid have a spot at the table.

I have personally rolled all of the GOOD cuban cigars you have ever smoked. (someone else rolled the doglogs)

I didn't invent the Internet, but I did make broadband possible. In 1985 I fielded the first HMMWV to the Army and played a major part in its development.

One lie and one truth. Which is which?

I don't rely on cartoons rather than original thought