Another one...

I like the way the line runs up in back of the stocking, always liked those kind of high heels too....

no no no.

don't take them off, leave them on...

help, ive fallen and cant get up

hahaha

is that Wheel's step-grandmother..??

Uncle Bob almost saw heaven when

Aunt Edna tripped over Dad's hemorrhoid.

Oh god did my **** fall out?

Everyone always wondered where grandma kept her teeth.....

help, ive fallen and cant reach my drink

We always knew when it was time to cut off Aunt Edna from the booze when she started inviting people to light her farts.

"Ok, ok...one more time then it's off to bed with you kids...if you rub your butt back and forth like this you can leave a skidmark where ever you want. Including Poppa's Mustang out back!"

Look, with these support hose, you can't even see my varicose veins...

Another caption I was thinking of was a variation of Rodney Carrington's "Don't look now momma's (grandma's) got her boobs out," but then I stumbled on this Rodney Carrington song...

Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello

Grandma worked her fingers to the bone

While others were baking cookies

Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone

They say she was the best lay

Thats how she kept the rent paid

She's seen alot of ****** in her day

She's seen alot of ****** in her day

Miles and miles of pecker have come her way

Hey she knew'em, hell she blew'em and for 50 she'd even screw'em

Yeah she's seen alot of ****** in her day

In her day

MACS bit me right here. X

Look where Goat hit me........

#2 and #3. Yeah. That's it. A little more to the right.

Dewey beat Truman! Let's hump to celebrate.

damn that pablo....What a Man

Thats the last fuggin time were knockin one out on the floor. I'm sicka these rug burns you Bastid!

I've fallen, and can't get up.

Can YOU get it up?