The Associated Press has reported and Government officials confirmed that a WOMD has bee launched. The device is currently headed north, up the eastern sea board. The target for the device appears to be in the vicinity of Hauppauge NY. Anyone living within a 100-mile radius is stringly urged to evacuated immediately. After shocks from the device may be felt as far north as New Hampshire and south into Pennsylvania. Updates on the story to follow shortly.
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