If the Native Americans had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving.

What does that have to do with Linda Lovelace...

If the Native Americans had given the pilgrims what they deserved, we'd be having a piece of ass back in jolly ole England.

"....we would all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving."

And then we would all go to Tijuana for the turkey show....

She CAN swallow your thanksgiving dinner?