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I read it in it's original Swedish language format:
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FERY SCERY THOOoGHT (3 Pusts)
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1. Oothur: DreffterX Dete-a: 11/18/2009 06:16 PM Reply
Thuooght I’d stur zee put. Um de hur de hur de hur... lul
ES I PESS THIS OoN TO MENY IN MY EDDRESS BOOK I EM EVERE OoF THE FECT THET SOME DEY I MEY NOT HEFE THE FREEDOM TO DO SO. FERY SCERY THOOoGHT.
I hefe-a nuted thet muny ilected ooffffeeciels, but Demucrets und Repoobleecuns, celled upun Emereeca tu uneete-a beheend Oobema.
Vell, I vunt tu meke-a it cleer tu ell vhu veell leestee thet I EM NOT uneeting beheend Oobema!
I veell respect zee Ooffffeece-a vheech he-a hulds, und I veell ecknooledge-a hees ebeelities es un ooretur und vurdsmeet und prey fur heem, BOoT thet is it. Um de hur de hur de hur.
I hefe-a begoon tudey tu see-a vhet I cun du tu meke-a soore-a thet He-a is a oone-a-term Preseedent!
Vhy em I dueeng thees?
It is becoose-a I du nut shere-a Oobema’s feesiun oor Felooe-a system fur Emereeca ;
I du nut shere-a hees redeecel Merxeest’s cuncept ooff re-a-deestribooting veelt;
I du nut shere-a hees steted feeoos oon reeesing texes oon thuse-a vhu meke-a $150,000+ (zee ceeeling hes beee chunged three-a teemes seence-a Oogoost);
I du nut shere-a hees feeoo thet Emereeca is Errugunt;
I du nut shere-a hees feeoo thet Emereeca is nut a Chreestiun Neshun; (THIS JOoST SHOVS HE CERTEINLY ISN’T UP OoN HIS EMERICEN HISTORY!)
I du nut shere-a hees feeoo thet zee meelitery shuoold be-a redooced by 25%;
I du nut shere-a hees feeoo ooff emnesty und geefing mure-a tu illegels thun Emereecun Ceetizens vhu need help; (NO VEY, JOSE!)
I du nut shere-a hees feeoos oon humusexooeleety und hees deffeenishun ooff merreeege-a;
I du nut shere-a hees feeoos thet Redeecel Islem is oooor freeend und Isreel is oooor inemy vhu shuoold geefe-a up uny lund. Bork bork bork!
I du nut shere-a hees spureetooel beleeeffs (et leest zee oones he-a hes mede-a poobleec);
I du nut shere-a hees beleeeffs oon hoo tu re-a-vurk zee heelthcere-a system in Emereeca ;
I du nut shere-a hees Stretegeec feeoos ooff zee Meeddle-a Iest, und certeeenly du nut shere-a hees plun tu seet doon veet terrureest regeemes sooch es Irun .
Buttum leene-a, my Emereeca is festly deefffferent frum Oobema’s, und I hefe-a a heegher oobleegeshun tu my Cuoontry und my Gud tu du vhet is Reeght!
Fur ieeght (8) yeers, zee Leeberels in oooor Suceeety, led by noomeruoos interteeeners vhu vuoold hefe-a nu pletffurm und nu reel credeebility boot fur zeeur celebreety stetoos, hefe-a ettecked Preseedent Boosh, hees femeely, und hees spureetooel beleeeffs!
Zeey hefe-a nut mufed tooerd zee center in zeeur beleeeffs und zeeur pheelusuphies, und zeey nefer ceme-a tugezeer nur cumprumeesed zeeur persunel beleeeffs fur zee betterment ooff oooor Cuoontry! Zeey hefe-a purtreyed my Emereeca es a lund vhere-a iferytheeng is tulereted ixcept beeeng intulerunt!
Zeey hefe-a beee a fucel und irreferent meenurity fur yeers; zeey hefe-a mucked und ettecked zee fery cure-a felooes su impurtunt tu zee fuoondeeng und groot ooff oooor Cuoontry!
Zeey hefe-a mede-a ifery iffffurt tu remufe-a zee neme-a ooff Gud oor Jesoos Chreest frum oooor Suceeety!
Zeey hefe-a chellenged cepeetel pooneeshment, zee reeght tu beer fureerms, und zee must beseec preenciples ooff oooor creeminel cude-a; zeey hefe-a ettecked oone-a ooff zee must foondementel ooff ell Freedums, zee reeght ooff free-a speech!
Uneete-a beheend Oobema? Nefer!
I reffoose-a tu retreet oone-a mure-a inch in fefur ooff thuse-a vhum I beleeefe-a ere-a zee imbudeement ooff Ifeel!
PRESIDENT BOoSH mede-a meestekes dooreeng hees Preseedency, (IFERY PRESIDENT DOES) hooefer; I beleeefe-a thet he-a veeeghed hees deceesiuns in leeght ooff zee lung istebleeshed Joodeu-Chreestiun preenciples ooff oooor Fuoondeeng Fezeers!!!
Mejureety rooles in Emereeca , und I veell hunur zee cuncept; hooefer, I veell feeght veet ell ooff my pooer tu be-a a fueece-a in ooppuseeshun tu Oobema und "hees guels fur Emereeca ."
I em gueeng tu be-a a thurn in zee seede-a ooff thuse-a vhu, iff lefft unchecked, veell destruy oooor Cuoontry!! Uny mure-a cumprumeese-a is mure-a deffeet!
I prey thet zee resoolts ooff thees ilecshun veell veke-a up muny vhu hefe-a set oon zee seedelines und ellooed zee Suceeelist-Merxeest untee-Gud crood tu slooly chunge-a su mooch ooff vhet hes beee guud in Emereeca !
"Irrur ooff Oopeeniun mey be-a tulereted vhere-a Reesun is lefft free-a tu cumbet it. Um de hur de hur de hur." - Thumes Jeffffersun
"Iff ve-a ifer furget thet ve-a’re-a oone-a neshun under Gud, zeen ve-a veell be-a a neshun gune-a under. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!"- Runeld Reegun