A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the purchases were being rung-up, the drunk calmly stated, "You must
be single.."
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked
at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity, getting the better of her, caused her to ask, "Yes, you are correct. But how
on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".
