Played a round of golf a couple of hours ago. I shot an 85. My uncle, who lives beside me, shot a 79. The first time he has ever been in the 70's. The jerk just called me on the phone to remind me that he beat me, and he shot a 79. Like I had forgot.

What an ass.

Hmmmmmmmmm......who is the REAL ass, the ass or the ass that posts about someone being the ass?

Dude! Your uncle beat you by 6 strokes?

Oh, and BTW, he shot a 79.

*snicker, snicker.

79?

Damn.

I Still Can't Believe It!

Tell your uncle congrats A 79 Nice..... what a beatdown

79? 79 is a nice score. 79 is ok in my book. Tell him congrats on the 79.

Fuqk, I'd like to shoot a 79! Tell him well done!

dude, you both suck. i shoot in the 60's.

^ me too but that was for 9 hole I really suck but who gives a ****

^ We're talking about 18 not 9! lmao

why the hell did the original poster omit that detail? bastid trying to make me look bad....

Then on number 9 he moved his ball shankapottimus!

^I love that commercial!

It was on the cartpath, read the rulebook, shankapottamus.

Not an 80...a 79!

A f'n 79!

79 !!

79 ??

BIG DEAL !!

I shoot A 79 ALL THE TIME !!

and on the 2nd hole...I shoot..A..

EBB

Shankapottomus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i shot a 99 once and thought i was going places. oh well

lol

duwan, have you ever shot in the seventies?

Anytime you break mile marker(100, 90, 80, 70) it is quite a thrill. Odds are he will never see the next marker(60) so celebrate his feat!!!

Anybody know where his Uncle can go to get his 80 fixed?

Cuz he just broke it!

With a 79.

Dayum! A 79! By his Uncle! Wow! Nice round! Nice 79!