...gone into the bathroom to take a leak, and have someone take a dump so rancid, it nearly makes you puke?

The guy at the urinal next to me was starting to actually gag.

I have no frickin' clue what that guy had for lunch, but God help us all - his turd was the equivalent of mustard gas.

^^quit hanging out at Rest Area Men's Rooms...

wheel,

... and I'd bet you enjoyed every whiff of it!

The smell reminded me of pulling a drowned mouse out of a pool filter, after it had been fermenting for a few days in the water.

I've never tried to evacuate my bladder with such urgency before. It was bad.

I'd apologize, but hey.....that's what toilets are for.

Did you at least give the guy an atta boy? It takes a true master to stink out a public restroom, which usually smell like hell anyway.

I've walked in and ran out B4. X

Should have asked for a courtesy flush.....

The truly gag-worthy thought just might be that molecules that were previously in the dude's stinky ass were -- as you were smelling the stench -- then in your mouth and throat.

ScottHar

M'kay, someone left a dookie in the urinal. That's not cool, m'kay?

The bathroom still reeked a day later.

What in the hell did that guy eat?!?

Road kill?