"In seasons of severe trial, the Christian has nothing on earth that he can trust to and is therefore compelled to cast himself on his God alone. When his vessel is on its beam-end and no human deliverance can avail, he must simply and entirely trust himself to the providence and care of God. Happy storm that wrecks a man on such a rock as this! Oh blessed hurricane that drives a soul to God and God alone."

Charles Spurgeon

“A father doesn’t like to see his only son sewing dolls”

- Charles Nelson Reilly

^ sounds more like Hank Hill...

drafter this applies to you - Inside a cow's head, there's a brain the size of a walnut. Inside your head, there's a walnut the size of a brain.

- Charles (as played by Scott Bao)

cool....

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

- some other charles

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

Prince Charles

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

Yogi Berra

"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

Charles Barkley

We're in good company, brother.

Spurgeon loved cigars!

http://www.spurgeon.org/misc/cigars.htm 

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“Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.”

Charles Bukowski

And yes. Sometimes the gale is so strong that we must rely on what I call an "intellectual faith." In other words, a faith that clings to what we KNOW to be true rather than what we FEEL to be true.

Prayers to you.

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Affluence separates people. Poverty knits 'em together. You got some sugar and I don't; I borrow some of yours. Next month you might not have any flour; well, I'll give you some of mine.

Ray Charles

"Christian Life consists of faith and charity"

Martin Luther

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Just because you're convicted in a court room doesn't mean you're guilty of something.

Charles Manson

Go Chiefs

Charlie

I look like a quarry someone has dynamited.

- Charles Bronson

“It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.”

Charlie Brown

Goony Goo Goo

Aunt Bundy

"The Green Goblin is the ultimate dickish, disappointing adult, and thus Spider-Man's arch-villain" -Tom Spurgeon