Old Santa is looking to deputize a few elves for a special project this year! Anyone interested, email me at JollyOldK.Kringle at gmail dot com.

If you're concerned about being on Santa's "naughty" list, this might just be your chance to tip the scales back in your favor, if you know what I mean......HO! HO! HO!

I can't believe you're really here. I have wanted to talk to you since I was 4. Remember that train that you gave me that year? I wanted a bike azzhat.