DrafterX
Monday, December 7, 2009 6:14:00 AM
TIGER’S RUMORED AFFAIRS:

1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to attorney Michael O’Quinn. At the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

11.) Unidentified homeless deaf, mentally & physicaly disabled, black, gay man in a wheelchair.

Film at 11...

teedubbya
Monday, December 7, 2009 6:15:00 AM
I'm more envious than mad
JohnE1000
Monday, December 7, 2009 6:24:00 AM
Maybe he has waitress fetish!
HockeyDad
Monday, December 7, 2009 6:59:00 AM
Outrage!

I no longer believe that I can trust any of his endorsements. AT&T might not be the best cell phone company. Powerade might be better for me than Gatorade. Maybe Nike doesn't really make the best of everything and I should look into Reebok and Adidas. Without the trust of a celebrity golf player telling me what to buy, I will be lost.

WATERBOARD TIGER WOODS!

n00b
Monday, December 7, 2009 7:15:00 AM
How many before it becomes a class action? LOL
Goathead50
Monday, December 7, 2009 9:26:00 AM
Lucky ****
JohnE1000
Monday, December 7, 2009 9:52:00 AM
^ Lucky?

All those random hoos. I wonder how many STDs he got?

daveincincy
Monday, December 7, 2009 9:53:00 AM
LOL @ #6...he probably didn't look too suspicious driving through a trailer park.
pgje51
Monday, December 7, 2009 9:56:00 AM
Expect the list to keep growing, he's used to 18 holes.
HockeyDad
Monday, December 7, 2009 10:39:00 AM
At least CROS is gonna get paid.
jpotts
Monday, December 7, 2009 10:42:00 AM
I'll second the waterboarding of Tiger Woods. I do this only because I know it'll outrage RICKAMAVEN.
pacman357
Monday, December 7, 2009 12:13:00 PM
Well, I guesss all that down time for his knee to heal didn't affect his d...um, putting.
Diddler5612
Monday, December 7, 2009 12:42:00 PM
If everyone on the forum had money like Tiger we would all have a nice long list of random ladies! He he he! It just goes to show you that you can't fight your instincts no matter how rich you are! I never liked Tiger woods until I read his list! Keep up the good work!
JadeRose
Monday, December 7, 2009 12:53:00 PM
“OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.”

I really have nothing to add to this......

Diddler5612
Monday, December 7, 2009 1:01:00 PM
^ Would anyone know where I can get a copy of those above mentioned titles? He he he!