From Bill Simmons at ESPN.com:
"Every childbirth makes a woman 12 percent less sane until the kids can fully function on their own. So if you have two kids, you're batting at about 76 percent sane.
Anyone married with two young children can back me up: You don't mess with your wife, in any way, shape or form, during the 12 months after that second kid is born. Her hormones have gone haywire. She isn't sleeping enough. She's dealing with the new baby, the suddenly wounded ego of the first kid who doesn't feel special anymore, and whether she can handle two kids at all. She's trying to lose the weight from Baby No. 2, but she doesn't have enough time to work out yet. So she hates herself and hates you for doing this to her.
You aren't walking on eggshells around your wife during this stretch; you're walking on razor blades. Every comment has to be carefully considered before being spoken. For instance, here's a typical exchange with a mother of two young kids who has a baby 10 months or younger:
Husband: "You look really nice today."
Wife: "Why today? Why did you have to say today?"
Husband: "I just meant ..."
Wife: "So I don't look nice on any other day?"
That's the Twelve Percent Theory in action.
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Why am I only hearing about this theory now?
ScottHar
