1. Put Soju in the fridge for about an hour before you begin this divine culinary journey of sounds, smells, and tastes! If you prefer to partake in warm Soju, put bottle in a pot of hot water for 10-20 minutes.
2. Open tasty can of silkworm pupa… enjoy the nice earthy aroma! There are many pupas (???...I’m no linguist alright azzhat!) in the can so go ahead and share some with your buddies.
3. Pour yourself a few fingers of Soju.
4. Select a nice, juicy silkworm (the fatter the better) and enjoy. Let the flavors molest your taste buds! Mmmmm, first the crunch, then a splash of internal goodness. Taste the earthy flavors, savor the salty brine.
5. Siracha hot sauce is provided should you desire to add a little punch with your next victim.
6. Cleanse your palate with a manly sip of the Soju.
7. Before you proceed further, give your girlfriend or wife some F-Cup chocolate. This should improve your chances of getting lucky with her later! (Please note that only a pre-negotiated amount of Benjamins will work on a “working woman”. No amount of F-Cup chocolate will get you a happy ending for free as the force is strong with them!!!)
8. Before returning your focus to the tasty treats displayed before you, pick out a nice smoke from the package, or if you have something that you think would heighten your experience, go ahead and grab it out of the humidor (…big boy!)
9. Snip, light, and puff…yummy! Now enjoy the smoke in combination with the silkworm (with Siracha) and Soju…flavor over load baby!!!
10. Please thank your snake-y representative for this life changing experience.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
