Why is it when your wife gets pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations!"

But nobody rubs your d**k and says "Good Job!!!"

LMMFAO!!!

Bwahaaaa

ROFLMAO

Because I don't want all my friends(guys) to rub my d**k. Now if I have some female friends I would agree with you(more than likely no, since I have a wife)LOL

PC

re 4

Good point, I figured "all her friends rub her belly" covered that.

Bravo!!! finally the champion for good speaks.