Skipper,

You had a package in your office from me that USPS says arrived on Monday.

This leads me to believe one of three things has happend:

A) You haven't been to work at all this week b/c your golfing with Donald Trump somewhere

B) You hated it, and therefore, have chosen to not acknowledge receipt

C) You're on a real Balvenie/Lagavulin bender and drinking the week away at home in your PJ's.

(and btw...you're lucky said pkg. wasn't from TJ. He woulda been all over you on Monday afternoon!!!...LMAO).

Whoops.....almost forgot.

D) you have no idea who I am or why I sent you something.

Kyle,

Don't you know it is not wise to poke a sleeping bear?!?!?!?!

(grabs stick)

......poke, poke.......POKE.....

the skipper ain't movin. Musta been a LOOOOOOOOONG night!!!

WTF Kyle?

Look, I know that I spazz a little when I send smokes out but it is usually because I'm excited to see what people think.

So KMA!

Kyle, I think he's afraid you sent him all your flavored smokes.

Oh lol, King Calamari is asleep at the wheel! The ship will run aground!

OK.. finally got back in the office this morning... and package is here... will open later this AM....got a couple flooded schools I gotta deal with and more rain on the way.....

Hey Kyle,

I had the pleasure of meeting the skipper last weekend..

He's really not the one you want to go "poking & prodding" with! He will smack the **** out of you! *lol*

LOL....trust me Harry, this I know.

I would never Poke the sleeping bear that is Xddco.............well, at least not without a Filet Mignon in one hand and a fifth of Scotch in the other....ya know.....for when he wakes up all pissy!.....LMAO.

Seriously....hope all is well Skipper. Considering the floods and what-not.