EMS

Kind of urgent

Kind of urgent...?

Are you delivering a baby?

He must have to cancel their date

Must have forgot the lube.

Or, maybe it is the time of the month, and he needs some loving....lol

Or tampons

Or a clean underwear

You people are disturbed...

Or.............

NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was a cigar matter, fellers. It didn't have anything to do with a date or lube or anything like that, I'm not Cooper, ya know.