You can tell it wasn't filmed in my neck of the woods.

1. No persons of color in the area, that I can tell.

2. No way a guy with a New Yawk accent who thinks he's King **** of delivery services would survive out here.

3. No gorillas stomping the crap out of the packages.

4. Implied sense of urgency indicates that packages are delivered in under a month.

http://money.cnn.com/video/news/2009/12/21/n_cmr_ups_busiest_day.cnnmoney/ 

I can't figure this post out pacman....

do you hate UPS, black people, New Yorkers, or gorillas?

Yes, no (merely noting the pale state of the population around here), not all of them (very few of them, actually), and no. In that order.

^that's good..........I thought maybe you were one of those **** "gorilla haters".

Pacman = John Rocker

"What can brown do for you?"

ScottHar

Brown being a metonym for UPS, of course. Not for people of color or anything. That'd suggest an expectation that certain races should be fetching stuff, etc.

Never mind.

ScottHar

#4 No...I think I actually prefer animals over people. Animals don't get in my way on the highway, going 10 under the limit, and they don't blame their own stupid **** on me.

#5 LOL. Yeah, right. That must be why my nieces and nephews call me "Uncle Tom".

#7 "metonym"? "Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."