thurson
  • thurson
  • Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter
21 years ago
not to have acknowledged an upstanding BOTL who bombed me, in person no less, a couple of weeks ago. The truth is this was a time release explosive and did not ignite until I reached home. I had slipped the package into my inside jacket pocket and fortunately for me I happened to be wearing my asbestos T-shirt that evening so most of the damage was reduced to 1st degree burns. However, the blast did some serious rib damage and caused some prolonged numbness to my extremities. The result is, that I've just recently recovered and am back on my feet again. So all of you beware of this person, especially those of you attending the upcoming Cigarfest. This mad bomber will be representing the West Coast and is known to appear in a variety of CAO swag. He comes off as very friendly and smiles a lot, but don't let that fool you! DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT turn your back on this guy! He packs high powered ordinance and strikes without warning or prejudice. Don't say you were not warned.
Rarewell my brothers and sisters, my ribs are killin' me and it's time for another Vicodin.

Tim

PS. Oh yeah, thanks for the fine smokes KNOF
KNOF
21 years ago
I didn't realize I did that much damage to you Tim.
I should of thrown in a White Owl for you instead, maybe next time, heheheeee.
Users browsing this topic