Avalancheburn's car in my driveway while he is back home for the holidays

Sounds like a perfect time to have an auction

I will start the bidding out at 10 cigars

11

Sold!

send me the 10 cigars and feel free to keep the car.

There is an opportunity for mischief here!!!

One time I fly down to my brother's place for a fishing trip.

It so happened that an old high school buddy of mine had left his truck there while he was in Costa Rica surfing.

So......we opened the ruck and went through stuff; among other things, there was a digital camera in the glove box and a bottle of "Scope" mouthwash under the seat.

I did what any good friend would do.

I jammed one of my testicles into the opened scope bottle and took a picture with his camera...then put everything back.

We thought it was real funny........he was kinda pissed. I am guessing he used the scope before he downloaded his camera card.

Here's a great prank-

On the windshield soap the words FOR SALE and some insanely ridiculous low price....

and his cell phone number.

Hee, hee.

#4 As long as I live, I don't think I'll ever be able to get that visual out of my mind, no matter how hard I try. Oh, but I'm sure your ball was minty fresh...that's the important thing.

... a midget, a cold spoon, a bowling ball, and 12 pair of stretch socks.

BTW, I lost a $20 bet. I bet that the first word after the thread title would be "herpes".

You cost me $20, prop!

Cheapest herpes I've seen in awhile

pay up

LOL

I have 11 cigars bid so far

Um...must have forgotten my wallet at home.

thats how you get Herpes

Cover that rascle

What can I say? Mrs. Pacman didn't enter my life until she'd had her plumbing capped off. I got lazy....

To much info

My bad. I'll dial it back.

Why stop now

LOL

What, you wanna feel the crack where I fractured my skull at age 7?

I'm feeling much better now, BTW.

I cant let this fine auto go for 11 cigars

come on now

I bid one whole box of Hav A Tamp Jewles

that only equals 1 cigar