So that's a Christmas card you can buy from Glenn Beck's online store o' Beckiness. The description reads, "Don't even think about sending your friends Christmas cards. Or Hanukkah cards. Or cards for any one of your other intolerant, hate-filled holidays. The only option this holiday season is RamaHanuKwanzMas cards."

See, it's funny because it lumps every seasonal holiday together. By giving it, you're saying, "Oh, look how absurd people are with their bizarre, wacky beliefs that are different from my religion's celebration of an invisible sky wizard knocking up some virgin teenager." Or you could just give your friends a head butt. It's about the same thing.

Note: Also available on t-shirts, so you can publicly announce, "Yes, Glenn Beck's ballsack does taste like eggnog and shame."

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Go eat your spagetti.

Another anti-Christian rant from Fuzz on Christmas Eve. What's new...

More of an anti-Beck post.

Fuzzy cries because the truth hurts sometimes...even wishing him a Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas got him flustered.

Glenn Beck invades your dreams, doesn't he?

The guy is an entertainer who makes his living pointing out the absurd.

Although your post is benign (I don't see it as anti Christian at all), I'm not sure why you posted it.

Do you disagree with Beck regarding the hilarity of how people get so offended by Christmas?

Do you actually think his idea was funny?

Or did you simply want to describe his ball sack's flavor?

6 for the OP

Hey Fuzz. Thanks for explaining it all to us. I'm not sure us dim witted BOTL could make sense of it all. We get it, you are the smartest in the room. Why do you feel the need to constantly remind us? sheesh.

And oh yeah, I'm not exacly sure how your words, "religion’s celebration of an invisible sky wizard knocking up some virgin teenager" could be interpreted any other way than an anti-Christian rant. Just saying.

Give it a rest. ok? No one is calling you out today for your non beliefs, why call others out for their beliefs.

Go have a smoke, a bowl of cheer and have a very Merry Christmas, or whatever the followers of the flying spaghetti monster celebrate this time of year.

i sure hope he doesn't choose option 3.

dang it.

9 for 6

He already did.

Looks like I need to read the posts more completely.

I missed the whole "sky wizard" thingy.

What a deuche.

"Glenn Beck invades your dreams, doesn’t he?"

No, don't even watch him.

"Do you disagree with Beck regarding the hilarity of how people get so offended by Christmas?"

"Do you actually think his idea was funny?"

Not really, no. Just as so many here are offended by the description of Christmas in this post, offending others while whining about being offended is incredibly stupid.

"We get it, you are the smartest in the room. Why do you feel the need to constantly remind us? sheesh."

Where did I do that?

Ramadan was in August this year. But who really cares?

Plus you left off Festivus. WTF??

Your words brother... "See, it’s funny because". You think you are smarter than the rest of us here, otherwise you wouldn't have to explain it to us.

You've made your point, Christians are simpletons. We get it. But seriously, let it go man.

13;

First, since you've eliminated choices 1 and2, I guess you've chosen 3 by default.

Secondly, Beck's "greeting" wasn't aimed at the other religions per se, but rather at you liberal panty waists who get offended by the mere mention of the dominant religion in our country.

You, on the other hand, made a direct assault and can't recognize your own douchebaggery even with Becks ballsack firmly planted on your chin.

Have a nice day.

Fuzz, you are being a jackass.

Glenn Beck lives rent-free in Fuzz's head.