To you technology impaired Mele Kalikimaka!

To you Hawaiian language impaired Merry Christmas!

To you Christmas impaired Happy Holidays.

To the rest of you Bite Me!

Peace.

Clay, your package flew yesterday:

0309 1830 0000 7509 5701

This is my Christmas gift to you. No return fire expected. Enjoy, my friend. Merry Christmas!!

Bob

WJW! Mahalo Bob. Rest assured that the "Elves of Vengence" are on the case. The little bastages may not be on time and they never listen but they stay on the case.

Mele Kalikimaka to you and yours.