andytv
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Monday, December 28, 2009 7:50:00 PM
Here is a problem I have........

Most of my lounging is done on a leather couch......and my house is somewhat warm year round.

So....during extended couch sessions I sometimes begin to experience discomfort; usually a slight dampening of the ass.

Nothing major; just enough to be uncomfortable.

This happens most often while wearing clothing DESIGNED for ass-sitting. Cotton PJs, boxers, sweatpants, etc. Ironic huh?

Well.........there is a whole industry set up to equip those who need performance clothing for various styles of exertion.

I am convinced that the technology can cross over into more slothful activities.

So....what kind of pants do you think would be good for sitting around on a leather couch?

jackconrad
Monday, December 28, 2009 8:03:00 PM
Use a throw on it or powder up with some Anti monkey Butt..
donutboy2000
Monday, December 28, 2009 8:04:00 PM
Turn down the heat.
Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, December 28, 2009 8:05:00 PM
Thinsulate.
Whistlebritches
Monday, December 28, 2009 8:06:00 PM
Assless chaps......and spurs.

Ron

andytv
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Monday, December 28, 2009 8:10:00 PM
#2......throws lead to "bunchings"........powder is messy.

#3....tough to explain, but it has to be sort of warm where I lounge.

#4....I was thinking along those lines.......perhaps polypro lightweight thermal shorts.....no pockets though....I like pockets.

#5....Assless is a terrible approach. I tried that a while ago and actually slid off the couch.

Whistlebritches
Monday, December 28, 2009 8:15:00 PM
^Dude.....thats what the spurs are for.Gouged deeply into the flooring.....ass sliding will be a thing of the past.

Ron

andytv
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Monday, December 28, 2009 8:16:00 PM
^OK..........where do you get chaps and spurs?

The queer shop?

Whistlebritches
Monday, December 28, 2009 8:22:00 PM
^I suppose.....I just always figured you knew these things.Like don't you have one right down the street or something??Maybe a kinky neighbor who'll loan you his???

Ron

Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, December 28, 2009 8:47:00 PM
"#4....I was thinking along those lines.......perhaps polypro lightweight thermal shorts.....no pockets though....I like pockets."

I think you'd roast in polypropleyne shorts.

What are the "Underarmor" brand undershirts for use under body armor made out of?

Maybe nomex would work too. Spendy, but effective.

MACS
Monday, December 28, 2009 9:10:00 PM
Get a new couch.

The end.

robertknyc
Monday, December 28, 2009 9:24:00 PM
Guess I have to agree with MACS. Leather couches are for single guys, as I learned shortly after I got married.
TBWCW
Monday, December 28, 2009 11:22:00 PM
Get your ass waxed and see if the problem goes away.
andytv
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:47:00 AM
#10........I think most of that stuff is polyester and elastic.

Good lead though.......maybe some "under armor" type shorts are the ticket..

Stinkdyr
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:49:00 AM
kinky bastid.....yur into leather!
fishinguitarman
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:52:00 AM
silk boxers
GreenWolf70
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:55:00 AM
Probably not real leather.
andytv
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:04:00 AM
#11 and #12.........I'm not gonna switch couches; although your advice is good. I avoided leather furniture for YEARS because of this very issue.

But I had the same issue on my old fabric couch; so the whole problem IS........your ass is not able to breath when you are sitting on a deeply padded surface.

So you need some sort of really good wicking fabric and PERHAPS an "overshort" of cotton or other material.

delarob
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:18:00 AM
Lose some weight. Your gigantic ass is smothering itself.

I hate leather upholstery.

TBWCW
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:23:00 AM
Running shorts are designed to wick away moisture, and, if sweat does build up a little, they dry very quickly.