Kid has a homework assignment; identify cylinders, spheres etc.

After baseball, softball, eyeball. I said Testicle.

Wife says NOT appropriate for a second grader. I'm thinkng the teacher will be excited to get a noball (sorta) answer.

Tell me wife she's wrong.

Teacher conference.

Is a Nutt Sack a sphere ?

Down to the principles office you go.

Perhaps a Breat Implant would be an appropriate example.

wheel,

^ Breast Implant.

Not the scrotum, the testicle.

Is a Bag not a sphere ?

wheel,

What do you know Wheel, your wife keeps yours in her purse.

^ Your point being ?

how bout a Bowling Testicle...(see that way no "ball" and you get to use Testicle...)...

you got a woody for the kiddy's teacher or what?

oooohh....I got one...

a Crystal Ba....never mind...

This is tuffer then I thought...

See! It IS!

is a sphere and an orb the same thing...and if they are then why do we have two different words for the same thing...???

Spheres: Sun, moon, earth

Ovaries!

Hey 8...there are a whole buncha fruits you could pick from...

#1 I'm afraid I'm going to have to side against you here. The average male testicle, according to online anatomy information (wanted to make sure I wasn't the oddball here, pun intended) is more ovoid than spherical.

#3 I'm particular disturbed at both the spelling as well as the capitalization in your term "Nutt Sack". It's almost as if you lost your real nutsack and had a product replacement type of surgery. And no, I don't want to know anything about it. Maybe it was just implant envy. Whatever, I don't want to know.