drunk tonight?

Well, the on-call phone isn't ringing yet, so apparently no one where I work (or at least no one smart enough to also ask to speak to an attorney).

Pac please keep the phone on...... I'm headed to town and might need bail money.

What a dumb ass question!

Pac - SWEEEET - does that man I can go raise some heck and you'll help me out? LOL j/k.

@Fuzz - Come on man...I know you have it in you...loosen up man, LOL.

Actually, I wasn't implying that I was drunk. Just askin'

"Actually, I wasn’t implying that I was drunk."

lmao, as was I, as was I.

*hic.

Drunk posting has been a problem on this board in the past.

On the other hand, it provides a certain level of entertainment not normally found elsewhere.

#3, 5 Um...no, I just provide advice, over the phone, about what to do and not do during your stay at the graybar motel (primarily in DUI cases, but we cover any arrest in our two county area when someone asks to talk with a lawyer and doesn't already have one hired). And we most definitely do NOT provide bail, although a few people have insisted on it over the years (you'd be amused, if I could share, by some of the things that people ask us to do during some of these calls).

Gee thanks.

BTW nice 9.

#10 Yeah, well, we also don't come over to the jail or police station, we won't go feed your pet, etc. People get some pretty stupid ideas at 2 a.m. when they've been drin....

wait, look who I'm telling this. You'd prolly blow at least a

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[sorry for the belated 9]