tljones1961
Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:55:00 AM
What exactly is a AZZHAT? Best I can come up with is the Z's are actually S's. But what type of hat goes on an azz? I don't mean to offend. I'm just a curious noob. Please be kind.
FuzzNJ
Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:56:00 AM
I actually believe it's the other way around as in the ass is the hat instead of wearing the hat on the ass.
duwan
Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:58:00 AM
^1--the guy that made the second post is a very good example of an azzhat.
tljones1961
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:09:00 AM
So if I understand, Mr. Fuzz, metaphorically speaking is wearing a hat and because Mr. Fuzz, in Duwon's estimation is an Azz, he becomes an AZZ in a hat. We shorten that to AZZHAT because its funnier. Right?
tljones1961
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:10:00 AM
BTW Duwon, I'll be dropping a NIB package in the mail on my way home.
edsbar60
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:13:00 AM
AZZHAT = n. Male/Femal person(s) who enjoy the smell, feel, and taste of AZZ thereby wearing it for satisfaction as a result of posting ridiculously stupid posts and/or threads.
richokeeffe
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:14:00 AM
easy there, ed............
teedubbya
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:15:00 AM
I looked it up and all that is in wiki on the subjects are pictures of freddie mercury, ron jeremy, stacy keech (sp?) MACS, and carrot top.
tljones1961
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:16:00 AM
Got it! The Azz IS the hat for the poor bastid who makes a stupid post! Um. Wait. Um. Is THIS post stupid?
duwan
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:18:00 AM
Well, you may be qualifying yourself.
simmons_j_m
Thursday, January 7, 2010 11:24:00 AM
Per the Urban Dictionary:

1. One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

2. A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."

tljones1961
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:02:00 PM
dammit
andytv
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:22:00 PM
it's not so important to know WHAT an asshat is........but rather WHO.

I can't be sure, but I think brother MACS brought the term to the CBid boards.

MACS
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:27:00 PM
Um... I'm not sure I can take credit for asshat. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't... my remembery ain't so good.

I did, however, come up with douche nozzle, which I think is funnier.

andytv
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:29:00 PM
^asspipe too!
MACS
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:31:00 PM
I dunno. I think that might have been blacky or rocky.

But their asshat, asspipe douche nozzles, so it's all good.

wtjvj
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:31:00 PM
douche nozzle would be the king of azzhats.

asspipe would be TW.

wtjvj
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:32:00 PM
should have known Macs would have shown up on this thread.
andytv
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:36:00 PM
#16.......don't you mean "they're" asspipes........
MACS
Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:36:00 PM
It's like the bat signal or something... for asshats.