apparently there was a baby born in Arkansas the other day and the poor little bassard didn't have any eyelids.. doctors got together and decided to circumcise him and proceded to made eylids out of the foreskin.. the kid can see and blink and stuff.. just amazing.. doctors said he will recover just fine but will be a little cockeyed....

Bah-dum bum!

Kid is gonna blow a load every time he rubs the sleepies out of his eyes!

20 Lashes for that Joke !

^It was further reported that they made the eye lashes from scrote hair

I bet he's going to rub his eyes a lot when he gets older