The answers to most of lifes problems can be solved between 4pm and 7pm when wings, nachos and beer are half price....seriously, I have solved more crimes than Scooby Doo during these hours...

If I had anyone to talk to, I'd solve loads of problems during happy hour

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp’s gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

Well put, Major. Hmm. Problem solviing. De-toxing fromt eh situation seems to help me find the clarity I need.

There is a place a bit up north from us in Cornwall NY (you and I gotta get there one of these days,John) that serves unbelievable food but also has a great little bar in the downstairs where you can sit in lather chairs or at a table, and guess what...they have a cigar shop.

Some major crises where ironed out there over hot,hot wings, crab cakes and a smoke. Beverage included of course.

Davey, I'd love to go but I'm afraid I'd need a personal guide.

you could call it "high times".......

How the eff can I possibly get lost after two followup posts??

I must be loosing my edge...

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

^laugh at who?

I LOVE laughing at people!

John, my friend, you are always welcome to start by laughing at me.

And anytime you want, I'll hire you a personal guide to NY 😉

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

lol...some truths just never get old to say, hear, or read.

..and I think I am getting it now...

[ 1. I'm speaking in Jack Handy quotes]

[ 2. Hire? Davey, I'm saying I'll meet you there one day]

"I never met a woman who didn't understand a good smack in the mouth."

-Groucho Marx

no,no,

It just took me a minute. I am just putting my feet up from a 14hr day, sorry lol.

"The Crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw"

-Jack Handy

I was in an altered state of mind when I first saw this one, for some reason it still makes me laugh.

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.

"I wonder if people would still cut down trees if they could scream? They might...if they creamed all the time...for now good reason."

oh, and re:#13 part2: I know you meant that. But I was saying I'd even go so far as to hire. So there, friend.

... and apparently I still cannot type.

If you are ever elected to something, don't think your intelligence improved as a result.

It was a popularity contest, not an iq test.