Buddha Daddy
Friday, January 15, 2010 2:26:00 PM
The

Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They

talk; they connect; they end

up leaving together.

They get back to his place,

and as he shows her around his

apartment.

She notices that one wall of his

bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,

cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the

bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,

cuddly teddy bears carefully placed

in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken

quite some time to lovingly arrange them

and she was immediately touched

by the amount of thought he had

put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along

the bottom shelf,

medium-sized bears covering the

length of the middle shelf,

and huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf .

She found it strange for an

obviously masculine guy to

have such a large collection of

Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his

sensitive side, but

doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and

continue talking and, after

awhile, she finds herself thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy

could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future

father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him

lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

and he romantically lifts her in

his arms and carries her into his bedroom

where they rip off each other's

clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she

responds with more passion,

more creativity, more heat than she

has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night

of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

they are lying there together in

the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently

strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek, looks deeply

into her eyes, and says:

(Okay, get ready . .)

'Help yourself to any prize from

the middle shelf'

dadz
Friday, January 15, 2010 2:33:00 PM
not a thing wrong with average
Charlie
Friday, January 15, 2010 2:49:00 PM
LMAO

Charlie

T Z
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  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, January 15, 2010 3:06:00 PM
thats a good one lol
TMCTLT
Saturday, January 16, 2010 5:29:00 AM
Love that, funnier than chit!!!!
plinytheelder
Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:45:00 AM
Nice.