at how much enjoyment a cat playing with the fish int he fishtank jagger and a cusano 18 maddy can give

get it to play with the electric socket!!

lol i'll have to post some pics of them ones 30 lbs. and the others 35. about two and a half inch paws on 18in on all four. they scare away labs.

heathcliff

We Eat Kitty Cats

by The Defectives

Verse 1

Bake a Calico, with some sourdough.

Boil a Tabby, that's nice and flabby.

Fry an Abysinnian, in our opinion.

Wok a Siamese, with some chinese.

Here kitty, here kitty...(etc.)

Chorus:

We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!

They're really great to chew!

We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!

Won't you have one too?

Verse 2

Russian Blue, makes fabulous stew.

Persian Gray, makes tasty soufflé.

The best part of a Rex, is just their necks!

Turkish Bobtail, goes great with a cocktail.

Here kitty, here kitty, nice kitty..(etc.)

Chorus

We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!

They're really great to chew!

We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!

Perhaps a fishhead too?

Morris was a finicky cat, him and his food were eaten like that.

The Cat in the Hat and Sam I am, were eaten with green eggs and ham!

I think we saw a 'puddy tat', we want one now that's nice and fat.

We've been licking our chops for a cat called 'Socks', we'll even eat the litter box!

Verse 3

Chew on a Manx, with beans and franks.

Grilled Angora, we'd love to have more'a.

A road killed Osicat, tastes just like a welcome mat!

Roasted Maine Coon, could feed a whole room.

Here kitty, here kitty (etc. etc.)

Chorus

Thank you

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's ****.

Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's ****.

Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.

It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.

But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's ****.

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.

I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's ****.

Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.

But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's ****.

So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn.

No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.

I bring tidbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.

I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's ****.