Hey All,

Been hanging around the boards and bidding for a few weeks and wanted to introduce myself. (Kinda felt like a stalker lurking in the background without anyone knowing I was there!)

I'm a born and bred Okie but I hang my hat in GA now. Gotta make a living...

Been enjoying cigars for a few years now, but I guess I'm still a relative nooB.

In no particular order, some of the things I enjoy in addition to Crazy Women (told you I've been stalking around reading posts....):)

1. Cigars (RP Vintage 92; Decade; PAM 64)

2. Motorcycles ('05 Fat Boy Limited Edition Anniversary Model)

3. Guns (all kinds)

4. Football (Boomer Sooner!)

So again, Hello All!

Good taste in smokes !

Howdy, I'm duwan. I'm an ****.

^ agreed

nice to meet all of you, thanks for the warning duwan!

Sup Okie.

Hey Okie, welcome aboard. Duwan is simply being honest but only to a degree. While admitting he's an ****, he's leaving out the fact that he's by no means the bestest one in here. There are plenty of better **** in this place........just wait you'll see! LMAO j/k all.

I am a better ****

Some quick "rules"

Send SteveS a cigar

Pull andytv's finger

Get Slim Slapped

www.OpFTH.com visit and support our troops

Start a Cello on/off thread

When you see an obvious overbid situation post early and often

Post a picture of your girlfriend/wife

Don't comment on beyder28's girlfriend…I mean sister

Be sure to have a stocked fridge for when pacman and TG come over while you are at work

Never apologize for a typo

Refer to Purdue as parsnickitydoo

Never waste a good NINE!!!!!!

Cut up your credit cards immediatly

fishinhuntinsmokindrinkinsinginbaldheadedfourwheeleridinmaddieheadedhomandolinbanjoguitarman is NOT the only sane one here

Buy a coat

SHPOs are not in the business to protect you

Ask Charlie for reviews of Puros Indios

While you're at it ask teedubya about his love for Perdomo

Also be sure to ask SteveR if Fuentes are worth the hype

And finally ask Thunder.Gerbil for a Gurkha review

You must chose Wanker or rePABLOcan

Gas or Charcoal

Do you like gladiator movies

Have you ever seen a grown man naked

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison

Also do you prefer waffles or pancakes

While we are at it BACON or sausage

And most importantly have fun...there are many great B/SOTL here

Welcome and remember...

I'm the only sane one here.....

"If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough!"

-Me-

fishinhuntinsmokindrinkinsinginbaldheadedfourwheelerridinmaddieheadedhomandolinbanjoguitarman

engletl - Thanks for the run down on the rules - btw: charcoal, waffles, both

fsgm - Glad to hear you’re the sane one. Now I’ll know where to go for help!

That engletl fella is on work release from the state mental hospital...

I knew I got lucky gettin' a reply from the Sane One.....thanks for the heads up!

I'm the biggest ****...........and I hate motorcycles and guns.

You didn't have to say anything more than " I hate motorcycles and guns" I knew the rest of it after that!

You do know that the most insane are always the first to tell you how sane they think they are

you may have a valid point there...?

Aloha and welcome Okie. Got a good helmet?

*^##$^*@^)(*%%&$@%$(U&^!!!!!

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