Brevity is the soul of humor.
No need to boar anyone with the long story, only to end in a punch line we all knew was coming. So on this post just the punch lines please.
Some of my favs;
“Well, her sister shucks between fits . . . “
“So you’re the one who p*ssed in the saxophone?”
“Hell, I never even heard of the first nine ‘Malcolm’ movies!”
