Ok, being a guy, this thread could take a detour...like right now....
Where's the small hotdog on a bun that's too big? What would they call it?
Feel free to visualize the same add campaign using the following terms...
Backdoor Slider
Around the Horn
Batter's Box
Batting Order (take a number)
Breaking ball
Brushback (cockblock)
Caught Looking (I never noticed her fake boobs, honey)
Pitcher (wheel can help with this one)
Catcher (Jade can help with this one)
Checked Swing (premature)
Chin Music
Choke Up
Double header
Foul Territory (similar to backdoor slider)
Hit and Run
No Hitter
Knuckle ball
Left On Base/Runners Stranded
Pinch Hitter/Runner
Relief Pitcher (rebounder)
Spit ball
Switch Hitter (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Texas Leaguer
Wild Pitch.
...and on and on.