I tried to get her to pull just a little harder. Can anyone please help her?!?!

Homina, homina, homina!!!!

Now THAT'S sultry.

If not harder, maybe just a litttle higher.

OHHHH HEYZUESS!!!

Face looks a little like Michele Pfieffer. (sp?) Rest of the body, much better than her, although Michele ain't all that bad either.

Her name wouldn't be Gespaught Fauxrent, if so I know her well!

The way the shadows play on her stomach and hips sure makes her look lopsided....must be Gee.

Um. Yeah. You betcha, by golly... WOW!

I'd hit it

I'll take the left, you take the right. The first to the middle wins.

A classic...I'd like to submarine right here...that's where you motorboat as you surface.

^ ****!

#13 Goat, I don't care how many times you ask, I refuse to help you re-live your time in prison for inappropriate contact with that Cub Scout pack, and you and your uncle will just have to stage your own lemon parties by posting on Craigslist, initiated in person per your usual modus operandi with the roofies and the windowless van.

I like women. A lot. Your oh-so-clever monosyllabic entreaties hold no sway with me. You're just going to have to get over that. You might just have to head back down to your favorite ghey bar, I believe you said it was called The Man Hole, and see if you can interest someone else in your ****-gobbling contests and Village People karaoke. Either that, or maybe you and your dad can go back to he park and offer free angry spiders to strange men once again.

And please, next time you and dad go out for a romp on the town, leave a key where the gimp in your cellar can eventually find it next time in case you and pops are arrested by the vice squad again. It's really cruel to let anyone stay chained to the furnace while you take a few days to muster bail.

^ Intellectual ****!

#14 **** head. My dad's dead. You can come after me all you want you mother **** but you leave my family out of it. I've had my fill of you and your smart ass.

I would like to re track what I said in the above post. I was way out of line and would like to sincerely apologize to pacman for my rash statement towards him. On the same token though I would appreciate it if you, pacman would refrain from attacking my dead father who sir was a Marine DI and also fought in two wars. He sir was no homosexaual. If you wish to make derogatory comments towards me that is your prerogative but please leave my family members out of it. Thank you.

i'd motorboat right between her legs 😛

^Yes that would be a good option.

This girl is the definition of "refund gap" for sure...