A toilet does'nt follow you around after you use it...
wheel,
not funny!
What's the difference between a chick from Green Bay and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't stalk you for 6 months if you through a load in it.
Ha,,
What's the difference between a sl*t and a Bit*h?
A Sl*t gives it to everyone, but a Bit*h gives it to everyone but you.