Living on Earth is expensive,
But it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
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Birthdays are good for you;
The more you have, the longer you live.
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How long a minute is...
Depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Ever notice that the people who are late are often
Much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
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If ignorance is bliss,
Why aren't more people happy?
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Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
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If WalMart is lowering prices every day,
How come nothing is free yet?
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You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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Don't cry because it's over;
Smile because it happened.
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We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
Some have weird names, and all are different colors
But they all have to learn to live in the same box.
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A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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Happiness comes through doors
You didn't even know you left open.
