Details Of Obama Openly Gay Military Released

WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack Obama has directed the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell" policy with one that will allow openly gay men and women to serve in the military.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, will present details of the plan to U.S. lawmakers next Tuesday.

According to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be implemented include adding choreography to marching regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks, new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the installation of hot tubs, and more.

In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male company tentatively named "69th Fighting Sodomites." Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working "very, very closely" with gay Pentagon officials.

Give it a rest dude. Gay men don't 'want' you. Don't worry.

Now how do you know that?

^ Are you stalking me or are you already out of the closet and just pissed that I don't share your opinion? Personally, I think you're stalking me. Give up, give it a rest yourself...I'm not interested. I think I have figured out why so many other BOTLs are hostile toward you on these forums. I have a right to say what I want and you have the right to Shut the fuc* up! SEMPER FI....carry on!

Not me, I'm a happily married man (to a woman), and a conservative (I think!)

^ Not you leonardo....Fuzz Nutz from NJ. You just stepped in between while posting....drive by blogging!

Lmao, so you can share an opinion, and a bigoted one at that, and when someone responds you claim a 'right' to state that opinion and somehow I don't have a right to say it's stupid?

"Shut the fuc* up!" back at ya.

Butt-hole brigade?

**** battallion?

Bruce and Rodney Companies?

'Look out! They're shooting real bullets! Run! Duck!

Ouch! You over there--Does this ammo belt make my butt look fat? Oh My God. I've broken a nail again. That's twice this week and the captain is going to hear about this, count on it. I sure hope we are having that boiled chicken in white sauce served on bread again tonight! Especially if that dreamboat cook is spreading it on my plate. I absolutely love it when that happens!..."

^ Nice one bigchief....