jpotts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 5:48:00 PM
"...you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good."
jpotts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 5:49:00 PM
"It can't be a dream! How can 2 people have the same dream. Ok lets analyse this. In the middle of the night... did I get up... and yack in your sink?"

[Wyatt looks confused and, after a few seconds, shakes his head]

"Didn't throw up? No? Maybe it was a dream then, you know... a very weird... bizarre... vivid... erotic... wet... detailed dream. Maybe we had malaria."

jpotts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 5:50:00 PM
"You two donkey-d*cks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
jpotts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 5:52:00 PM
Wyatt: A missle! A MISSLE! A MISSLE IN MY HOUSE GARY!

Max: [Banging on it] Yup, this puppy's for real all right.

Garry: It was an accident. You know it happens.

Wyatt: ACCIDENT MY A** GARY! MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME. CHET'S COMING HOME. THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT!

Garry: They're gonna sh*t egg rolls.

jpotts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 5:53:00 PM
"Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my a** right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue."
robertknyc
Monday, February 15, 2010 5:56:00 PM
^ You doing okay in there?
hutts
Monday, February 15, 2010 5:59:00 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!??????
Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:02:00 PM
We're just going to have a party, you know... chips, dips, chains, whips...
f16devils
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:04:00 PM
Maybe he wants to carry on his own conversation.
drywalldog
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:09:00 PM
Must be getting ready to go postal at work, setting up his insanity defense. Funny I thought he already had that down.
donutboy2000
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:22:00 PM
[Gary is chanting incoherently. Wyatt seemed very confused by his best friend's odd behaviour. They are both wearing bras on their heads]

Wyatt: Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?

Gary: [hesitates] Ceremonial.

jpotts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 6:22:00 PM
Don't you have a union rep to go cry to?
dkeage
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:22:00 PM
"Did you know that if is the middle word in life......."
drywalldog
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:41:00 PM
I'd rather be here in your hour of need, not to help, just to oversee.
jpotts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 6:43:00 PM
The only time I'd need any "help" from you is if there was none to be had.

And even at that, you'd probably only rate a "Plan B."

drywalldog
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:48:00 PM
Works for me.
pdxstogieman
Monday, February 15, 2010 6:58:00 PM
I'd be there to gloat. Happy to do it for you.
lluvia
Monday, February 15, 2010 7:15:00 PM
which movie?
Lizardo
Monday, February 15, 2010 7:28:00 PM
Weird

Science

lluvia
Monday, February 15, 2010 7:31:00 PM
ohhhhhhhh

ahhah

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