cough ... sneeze ... hiccup ... burp ... and fart all at the exact same moment ???

Yes, Kyle does that.

No, you would lose all control, your eyeballs would pop out, **** your pants and lose 27" of your colon, suffer at least 4 hernias and your toenails will turn green.

Only while masturbating. Trust me, I am a proffessional.

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Oh, dream on.

Imagine the hit you'd be at Birthday parties

Mans quest for knowledge matches on . . .