Preferably in a multimillion dollar house, location not that important.

Have lots of $2-$3 smokes for trade.

If you can come up with some kind of shrink ray, maybe the one from the movie "Fantastic Voyage," reduce your entire self down to 1/4 inch tall.

Then, you may then walk into my one cigar, glass on all sides, cedar sheet lined with replaceable cork top one count humidor.

I'll have to look into that, thanks!

And speaking of Fantastic Voyage, that there Raquel Welch sure was hot before 'lectricity !!!

Hell, she aint all that bad now pushin'70

Goat ???

^ are you on crack?

HeHe!!