The wife asks me this morning, " You wanna take a ride into town, I have to drop off a litter of puppies at the pet store ? " ( She breeds schnauzers )
So I gets me road clothes on and away we go.

We drop off the puppies, she gets paid and would'nt ya know it, we're only about a mile from on of the shpo's I frequent. They sell wine & cheese and have a small deli also. So I ask, " You wanna get something to eat ? " She says yes and away we go.

As I'm browsing around the wife the sees the Cuesta Reys and says, " you smoke these don't ya ?"
I say, " yeah I likes em. "
She says, " Since you're such a good lookin guy and I love you so much I'll buy em for you ."
I said, " OH YEAH !! "

This story is 100 percent true except for the you're such a good looking guy part, I thru that in to boost my ego !

Isn't my wife Great ???

Cuda'

they look mighty tasty to me.

Yes she is Cuda!!!! You have to really love women that buy their men Smokes. My girlfrined and i were at the mall last week just browseing through the smoke shop. There was this beautiful Trinadad ashtray with 5 gars in a package deal. I really liked it but i was in tight a@@ mode. Low in behold... momma came through. The ole.. "well if your going to be such a tight ass, i will get it for you" Bless her heart!! 🙂 Good thing she has no clue what i spend on Cbid!! haa haa

KM.

What a lady. You better hang on to her.



k9

Sounds Like True Love (insert, ahhhh's) ... Great Story!

"Isn't my wife Great ??? "

You Bet! And you deserve her 'Cuda........

What a lucky guy to have a wife to go shppoing for him!

Cuda, can I marry your wife too?!

A thoughtful gift.

Hold onto her.

8

My wife has NEVER bought me a cigar. But I don't need any either. 😉

damn cuda!!!! you weren't joking, ask da misses if she would like a long distance love affair!!! cuz i likes cuesta-rey to!

me likes me likes alottttt!!

awsome gal, this mrs cuda.

WTG bro! sweet score.

blacky

Hey Cuda, does your wifey have a twin sister available, heheheeee!

Will your wife take me shopping?
John L

WTG!

And what John L said!

Geez, I haveta keep my hubby from snatchin' up all of my primos...LOL! Maybe I oughta take a clue and buy him his very own...it's been a while...


Nah, he needs to give me some more of his stick first! Ba-dum-bum, CHING!

Marla....but I guess on posts like these, you can call me MALra...hehehe!

She even lets me smoke inside, without too much complaining. I am lucky.

If she had a twin sister I woulda married both of em'. Then I'd have two humis loaded with sticks. LOL

If she had a twin, I'd be your brother inlaw, or at least try to be.
John L

Thanks for all the nice replys, guys

Mrs Cuda says, " I done need no moe' husben da one I gots moe den enuf ta take cair of ! "

Lizard drop me a line
baracuda at direcway dot com