#1 I don't care about vinegar...poached eggs are disgusting. There are very few foods on this planet that I dislike (I carry the proof of this claim on my skeleton wherever I go). Eggs have to be cooked all the way through. It's a safety issue, too, you know.
#4 He shot a...well, I'd like to use DrafterX's hilarious and oft-repeated (by him) redundant term. The PC police will likely club me like a baby seal if I do so, however.
#7 One big difference. To most Americans, a British accent usually makes the speaker sound more intelligent. The Canuckleheads cannot make the same claim, hoser.
#11 Bit of a contrarian, aren't we? And now, reduced to ruins, lacking any purpose. Sort of rubble without a cause, if I may say so.
#16 On behalf of the International Turtle Association, I demand that you retract that besmirchment of a species of our group!
#17 Cretans??? Do you, perhaps, mean "cretins"? Go ahead, look it up, we'll wait.
That would at least earn my personal Irony of the Week Award...someone calling others "cretans".
Bwahahahahahahahaahhaahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!