especially for inlaws

ummmmmmm ouchies? *note to self DO NOT go into Rick's guest bathroom !!!

Thats nuthin, you should see (feel) the stuff we have here at work. I think they skipped a couple steps at the paper mill.

Being a fan of spicy foods, I have found that a "personal stash" of TP is a very good idea.

mother inlaw specificaly

... nice 'roid' remover!

That'll take care of the itchy ass syndrome !!!

That kind of looks like what the military issues.

when i was stationed on guam, i bought my own toilet paper. the squadron never had enough.

something about only 4 squares being allocated per airman per day. i never did understand what they were talking about.

Use it up.
Wear it out.
Make it last.
or do without.

4 squares! lol, i can't imagine that.

Mother-in-Law is here. Where can I get some of that?