To the vets -

I am a newbie and have become addicted to CBid over the last several months. I've accumulated a fairly extensive selection and am trying them all voraciously! However, I'm an ISOM virgin, as well as a trade virgin. I'm looking for one vet to "show me the ropes" in trading, particularly with ISOM's. I have put together a package that I think will make it worth your while. All I need is someone to take a newbie under their wing, so to speak. I'll take the first vet who is interested. Thanks, in advance.

-JJ

jjanismd at sbcglobal dot net

What's ISOMS?

Whats in the package

Try reading the newbi threads....
Not being a smart ash, just trying to be helpful.

No abla ingles... abla espanol por favor.

Try something like this:

I have 5 PAM 64 torps that I would like to trade for an equal value of ISOMS"

You might get a bite 😉

Still, request a vet trade.

Good luck.

Gargamel, ISOM is Island south of Miami. From there you can figure it out.

OK Newbie - I'll play....
Contact me at:

docrks at army dot com

with your offer.... just be aware in advance that your end shows up first as this is your 'cherry' Trade...

(BTW - good advice above about doing some up-front reading of the referenced posts)

Oh Oh JJMD, the Doc is CB's version of Winston Wolf. Get ready to hang on to your hat. X

Get down on your knees and pray right this minute.

Thank the good Lord.

Say AMEN!

Then fortify your shelter.

docrks doesn't play around. I have scars to prove it.

Where is this Newbie ----bring him before me so we may test his mettle and see of what stern stuff he is made...

The lesson for today is:
"You have to have the goods in order to piss in the tall weeds with the big dogs..."

You issued the challenge that you have an assortment lined up that is SURE TO PLEASE - you are looking to gain knowledge of the Darkside.... Well.....
bring it........

Thus endeth the lesson.......

BTW - Thanks for the Kind words Bros. Shawn and "X"

Docrks-

Thanks for accepting my offer. No offense meant by my post (to all of you). I had read the newbie compiled info and have been perusing the boards for about 8 months now. I thought I was doing it right, but I guess I have a lot more to learn.....

I look forward to the trade. I'm up for "the challenge". If you don't like what I send, please don't send me anything back. Not even a Bad Frog! I'll try my best to make sure I hold up my end of the deal.

-JJ

Frank I was just kidding around. I just think the phrasing is hilarious..."What's ISOMS?"

JJMD -
Pls contact me at the email provide above so we can work out the particulars....

PS - What's a bad frog ?

Trust me Doc,ya don't wanna know. It's the ultimate dog rocket. BTW,that's their actual name. X

LOL Bro. X ----
I thought it was a French joke told in poor taste !

I have been contacted by our Newbie friend --- the lesson for today is:

"Less Is More !!!!!!!"

You would not believe the package our enthusiastic friend was preparing to send in exchange for my "Apostles Assortment" from the Darkside....... I am praying very hard that my "Cease Operations" Order reached him before he deposited this thing into the PO!